Ho.Ly.Shit.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Lulz

This weekend was really palatial.

Cock Cock Cock Cock

A girl who looks and sounds incredibly similar to Katie Holmes has made a series of pretty hilarious YouTube videos documenting Katie's "secret confessions". It's a great idea, she should keep doing this. These two are my favorite.





If you want to see a few others, there's more here. "Spit Salad" sucks but the other one is fairly entertaining.

Hey Y'All

I think I know where I'm going on my next vacation...

Do Not Want

It's the original LOLcats. I don't even know what this shirt means and it's not even that funny but I don't even know why there would be clothing that has anything to do with Delaware in Japan. Anyway check out the site, there are way funnier things on there.

No Regrets?

So if you don't know yet that my favorite thing in the world is bad tattoos, prepare yourself because I have just stumbled across the greatest thing ever and as I'm typing this I'm really just wishing I was running to Barnes and Noble to buy it right now instead. It's a book called "No Regrets" and it features some of the best and baddest tattoos out there.



Other gems include Bob Barker, bald Britney Spears, the Snakes on a Plane emblem (title included) and unicorns fucking each other and smoking cigarettes. Click here to read a little piece that Radar did and check out a few photos.

It's Every Man For Himself, Freckles

In honor of tonight's second season premiere I thought I'd just share these two lovely homages to one of Lost's primo pieces of man meat. I promise no more Lost videos. Okay, I really can't promise that, but I'll try to hold off for a little whlie.

Lostiday

The second half of LOST season four begins Thursday. Here's a brief recap of the past few seasons just in case you've fallen behind.

Proof

MySpace and the Interwebs are ruining us all. This kind of shit will be the downfall of mankind. At least it makes for some good entertainment, and at least I can take pleasure knowing that is not my life. Cry, bitch, cry. IN THE BUTT!

It's Funny Cause It's True

Luke sent me this list and I was dying over how many of them made me shout "I like that!" If you ever need to know how to mingle amongst white people, or wonder just how clichely (is that a word?) white you really are, give it a read. It's really really really funny and almost entirely about 80s night.

If you plan on dealing with white people, it would serve you well to know some local breakfast places. This will also come in handy if you pick someone up at 80s night. In white person law, if you meet someone at 80s night and then go out for breakfast the next morning, then you are automatically in a relationship. There are no exceptions.


Check it out! Stuff White People Like

So.. how was the ass fucking?

These are hardly new but Ian turned me on to them and they are sooo funny. Stella is a three man comedy group started by Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain in 1997. They did stand-up sketch and then made some super hilarious shorts. These are two of my favorites.






If this tickles your fancy you can find an archive of their stuff here.