Call Me When You Have The Courage

These messages have been all over the gossip blogs so its not really knew but this is just too awesome. Apparently this guy approached a woman in the street and she gave him her business card and these are the messages he left on her machine. I could only hope that I end up with a guy as amazing as this. It's just so amazing. And sweet. I wish I could just meet this guy so I could punch him in the fucking face. The video montage going on in the background might be the best part.

Hey Y'All

I think I know where I'm going on my next vacation...

Freaks And Geeks

Cosplay and all of its variable forms is a bizarre but interesting thing. They're kind of like a car crash. You feel guilty for wanting to watch people put on this freak show but you can't look away either. I had to actually do some research to find out where this clip was taken from, and apparently it was at "Anime Central 2008". I didn't really realize that Silent Hill was considered anime but apparently it was made into a manga or some shit. Who really cares. More importantly, someone (or two people actually) decided to dress up as Siam from Silent Hill.



I think we all know who the real star of this video is- Morrigan!!! Holy shit I had completely forgot about Darkstalkers until this moment right now. Morrigan is the shit though. That girl is the shit. I want to hang out with her. I'd even dress up like Felicia!

Just for reference, here's a drawing of what Siam really looks like:



They actually did a pretty sick job. Thanks to Sean for passing this along.

Stuck

I feel like I am stuck. One wrong move and I might lose my head.

So Fly, She Was Transatlantic

You may or may not remember this androgynous dude from the Boost Mobile rap commercial. After I saw that commercial I just kept wondering, who is that guy who kind of is hot in a gross womanly drug addict way if you like guys who wear eyeliner. Which I don't. Buut anyway I decided to get more information about him in case he actually was pretty good. Turns out, he is.

It's Funny Cause It's True

Luke sent me this list and I was dying over how many of them made me shout "I like that!" If you ever need to know how to mingle amongst white people, or wonder just how clichely (is that a word?) white you really are, give it a read. It's really really really funny and almost entirely about 80s night.

If you plan on dealing with white people, it would serve you well to know some local breakfast places. This will also come in handy if you pick someone up at 80s night. In white person law, if you meet someone at 80s night and then go out for breakfast the next morning, then you are automatically in a relationship. There are no exceptions.


Check it out! Stuff White People Like

So.. how was the ass fucking?

These are hardly new but Ian turned me on to them and they are sooo funny. Stella is a three man comedy group started by Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain in 1997. They did stand-up sketch and then made some super hilarious shorts. These are two of my favorites.






If this tickles your fancy you can find an archive of their stuff here.