Why So Serious-ly Gay?

Even though I am really scared of rollercoasters (only because I'm scared they will make me throw up), I also really really love rollercoasters. It took Marlee about 25 minutes of convincing plus phone calls to people who had already been on the ride plus her having to deal with me freaking out for the entire line to get me to go on Kingda Ka, but once it was said and done I really loved it. I was really really excited to hear that they were coming out with Dark Knight rollercoaster at Great Adventure this summer because even though they terrify me, rollercoasters are still really awesome.

When it was announced that DK was going to be a Wild Mouse coaster, I was immediately a little disappointed. The most thrilling thing about this kind of coaster is unexpected twists and turns, which I guess I could imagine might be scary in the dark with the Joker and all that other Batman shit. Unfortunately, the promo video that Six Flags released for the ride makes it seem just about as dull as humanly possible.



Has anyone been on this ride? Is it as horribly unentertaining as it looks? I'm hoping that maybe this is just a bad representation of the ride but realistically it probably isn't.

And just for good measure: Kingda Ka in all his glory.

Only Fools Are Enslaved By Time and Space

Alright it's been about two weeks since I posted a LOST video and in anticipation of tonight being a Ben and Locke/Des and Sayid episode, here's an extra creepy clip of the brainwashing video played backwards. (Not sure what that has to do with tonight's show but.. whatever.) Check out what DHARMA really wants you to believe..



I've also decided to give LOST it's own tag because, come on. It deserves it.

The Dawn is Coming

Since my other trailer got taken down.. here's the real deal.


New Dark Knight trailer in HD.

Heath Ledger is killin' it, literally and figurately.
Too soon?

Kill The Batman

I never used to care about watching videos online, but lately I have really been appreciating how amazing video via web can really be-shocking, since the last 4 or so posts I've done have all been videos. SO, just to keep up with the trend.. happy Tuesday boys and girls, here's a bootleg video of the new and as of yet unreleased trailer for The Dark Knight. Basically it needs to be July 18 right now kbye.

Surprise

Today could have started out like any other Tuesday but it didn't. I was so surprised/excited/happy when I got to work this morning and saw this beautiful thing waiting for me!



Since I started working here as an intern I was stationed at what nobody realized was designed an "intern computer" aka a complete piece of shit. Lately I've been having a really difficult time even getting my job done because the computer was near death so I started hasseling people about what my chances were of getting a new one when we discovered I actually do deserve a real full time worker beautiful computer. After weeks of the run around I had accepted that there probably wasn't a great chance of anything actually getting accomplished but I was pleasantly proved wrong when I got in today and saw that Chris set up my fantastic big white perfect new computer for me.

Then to add the icing on the cake I got to have lunch with these fine characters!!



Spencer and Heidi were supposed to come almost a month ago and had to cancel at the last minute and I was sooo disappointed. It was totally worth the wait though because they were so funny and entertaining! Not to mention a little bit mean which obviously I love. The best part was that they did not hold back whatsoever about talking shit on Lauren, Brody and everyone else from the Hills/their life. If you want to know what they said you'll have to go out and buy next week's issue of Us Weekly! (;

So.. how was the ass fucking?

These are hardly new but Ian turned me on to them and they are sooo funny. Stella is a three man comedy group started by Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain in 1997. They did stand-up sketch and then made some super hilarious shorts. These are two of my favorites.






If this tickles your fancy you can find an archive of their stuff here.

Randy Jackson Strikes Again

Normally I hate reality competition tv bullshit. However, accidentally I started watching Randy Jackson's MTV show "America's Best Dance Crew". For lack of a better word I'm obsessed. Maybe it's just because I have literally no dancing abilities and these people are amazing, or maybe its because I hate the three judges SO MUCH (see above photo) but the only thing that makes it okay for Lost to be over is that ABDC is on right afterwards.