Answers?

Tonight is both a very exciting and very sad night for us because it is the two-hour second half of the LOST season 4 finale. Two hours of straight Lost is amazing, not to mention the fact that we are supposed to get some serious answers this time. Supposedly. However, this means many many months of no Lost, which means I'm going to spend a ton of money on the DVDs and watch them over and over for no reason until I go to the mental hospital per Hugo Reyes. Some important things that we have been told we will find out tonight:

1. WHO IS IN THE GODDAMN COFFIN

2. WHY IS KATE RAISING AARON
3. WHY ARE THEY LYING ABOUT THE CRASH
4. WHAT IS THE FROZEN DONKEY WHEEL - obvi we will find this out since it refers to the last scene.

If I do not find out the answers to all of these things and more, I am going to be very very disappointed yet still definitely continue to watch the show and talk about how cool and amazing it is. Even so. Stop playing games with my heart!

Here's a close-up of the newspaper clipping Jack holds while he goes to visit the coffin.

From what I can read, they are talking about a man, the body was found in a downtown loft shortly after 4am, and he was either found or originally from New York. I also see the word "loud" but not sure what it's referring to. Any thoughts on what else is written there or who it might be? Discuss.

Mmm, Exhausty

Stumbled across this today and found it too bizarre not to share. How do you even get started doing something like this? Do you just wake up one day and say "Hmm, I think I'd like to fuck a car today"? I mean seriously what the fuck.



Happy Memorial weekend.

No Regrets?

So if you don't know yet that my favorite thing in the world is bad tattoos, prepare yourself because I have just stumbled across the greatest thing ever and as I'm typing this I'm really just wishing I was running to Barnes and Noble to buy it right now instead. It's a book called "No Regrets" and it features some of the best and baddest tattoos out there.



Other gems include Bob Barker, bald Britney Spears, the Snakes on a Plane emblem (title included) and unicorns fucking each other and smoking cigarettes. Click here to read a little piece that Radar did and check out a few photos.

Why So Serious-ly Gay?

Even though I am really scared of rollercoasters (only because I'm scared they will make me throw up), I also really really love rollercoasters. It took Marlee about 25 minutes of convincing plus phone calls to people who had already been on the ride plus her having to deal with me freaking out for the entire line to get me to go on Kingda Ka, but once it was said and done I really loved it. I was really really excited to hear that they were coming out with Dark Knight rollercoaster at Great Adventure this summer because even though they terrify me, rollercoasters are still really awesome.

When it was announced that DK was going to be a Wild Mouse coaster, I was immediately a little disappointed. The most thrilling thing about this kind of coaster is unexpected twists and turns, which I guess I could imagine might be scary in the dark with the Joker and all that other Batman shit. Unfortunately, the promo video that Six Flags released for the ride makes it seem just about as dull as humanly possible.



Has anyone been on this ride? Is it as horribly unentertaining as it looks? I'm hoping that maybe this is just a bad representation of the ride but realistically it probably isn't.

And just for good measure: Kingda Ka in all his glory.

Not a Botanical Research Unit

It's Losturday, so hurry up and get orientated with the DHARMA Station 6 aka the Orchid. Hopefully this station will get some serious play in tonight's episode, since it seems Keamy is headed there to stop Ben from leaving the island (assuming the Orchid is a time-travel station). Supposedly we also get to see our O6 getting off The Island and maybe the beginnings of the sexual John Locke learning to move it. It's only part one of the finale tonight so who knows what kind of answers we'll really be getting.

Ella, Ella

I think it's safe to say that I'm a Maroon 5 fan. I was really into "Songs About Jane" circa junior year of high school. When I had first heard the first single off their newer album ("It Won't Be Soon Before Long"), I was really skeptical. I ended up seeing a video for a different single many months later and decided to get the album. I was really surprised and impressed by it. "If I Never See Your Face Again" has been one of my favorite songs since initially hearing the album. I also really really love Rihanna, so you can imagine the excitement I felt when I found out that they had teamed up to re-record "If I Never..". Check out the video below, it's ella-tastic.

Mmm... Phones

Sidekick fans may or may not have already seen this, but for those who haven't, here's the first screenshot (supposedly) from the Sidekick Gekko/Aspen that is/are supposedly being released this July. I'm a little skeptical on the idea of them releasing two more SKs just a few months after the LX and Slide came out but this may have something to do with the 3G network that just was launched in NYC last Monday. Seems to me that this is the "gekko" model. I hope that the Aspen is actually a completely separate phone because it seems likely that it could be a white SK. And we all know how I feel about white electronic devices. Plus my 3 is hanging on by a thread and I'm just itching to throw a couple hundred bucks away on something new and unnecessary.

Only Fools Are Enslaved By Time and Space

Alright it's been about two weeks since I posted a LOST video and in anticipation of tonight being a Ben and Locke/Des and Sayid episode, here's an extra creepy clip of the brainwashing video played backwards. (Not sure what that has to do with tonight's show but.. whatever.) Check out what DHARMA really wants you to believe..



I've also decided to give LOST it's own tag because, come on. It deserves it.

The Dawn is Coming

Since my other trailer got taken down.. here's the real deal.


New Dark Knight trailer in HD.

Heath Ledger is killin' it, literally and figurately.
Too soon?