It's Monday, So

Whatever this video is really shitty quality, but.. you know.

Vote Or Die

Everyone, whether you are planning to vote Republican or Democrat, please please please watch the debates starting tonight. This is an extremely important time in history for this country and we need to really make an informed decision (I'm looking at you, Palin supporters). I obviously won't be watching because I am getting drunk, but if you don't watch, how will I ever know what happened?

Check out these hilarious campaign posters on cracked.com.

The Return of H.R.G.

Yes! Tonight! Finally, after spending these past few months watching Volumes One and Two of Heroes (barely- we just finished the volume two finale last night) we get to start Volume Three- Villains tonight!!! My heart is going to explode I seriously can't even wait. I spoiled myself a little by reading the story that TV Guide wrote about the new season and reading some really dirty spoilers which has really just excited me more than anything. Not to mention that its three hours long- a one hour retrospective (maybe? I'm kind of making this up) followed by a two hour season premiere chock full of cheerleaders, Milo Ventimiglia, electricity, brain thievery, time travel, adorable accents and the Man With the Horn Rimmed Glasses. If you've never watched heroes you seriously should start. Even if you start tonight.

Check out this shitty teaser trailer for Villains. Oh yeah and Zachary Quinto, you can steal my brain anytime.

Cock Cock Cock Cock

A girl who looks and sounds incredibly similar to Katie Holmes has made a series of pretty hilarious YouTube videos documenting Katie's "secret confessions". It's a great idea, she should keep doing this. These two are my favorite.





If you want to see a few others, there's more here. "Spit Salad" sucks but the other one is fairly entertaining.

When May I Call On You?

My favorite TV show of all time is Six Feet Under, so I was really psyched to hear that Alan Ball had created a new series about vampires (HOT). It's actually in reality even hotter than I expected. The storyline is perf, the sexual tension between Anna Paquin and Steven Moyer is through the roof and it is just really an ultra sexy show. I can't wait to watch every second of this and now I really want to make out with a vampire.

Ummmmmmmmmm

UMMMM. What the FUCK. Okay seriously, Marc Jacobs. I love you more than any man for real. You can do no wrong in my heart and I will continue to throw all my money at you. But you cannot EVER wear a fucking skirt again. Especially one that looks like you made it out of Cindy McCain's rejected campaign outfits and a bath towel. Jesus Christ its too early for this shit.

I Can't Keep My Cool

New Kanye West song, Love Lockdown. I thought there would be VMA footage of this but apparently no only this shitty like fucking montage videos but whatever. I don't really know how I feel about this song but I like the idea of having my love locked down so its good in my book I guess.

EDIT: That video got taken down and I found a real VMA one. I also decided I really like it. That is all.

DPLV

Last night I saw the most ew commerical ever. It was for Lincoln, some new stupid Lincoln car that probably has like crazy cool navigation/music/voice activation features and shit but you know what its still a Lincoln. And for some reason they really thought it would be appropriate to use some semi remix of Technologic as the accompanying music. Come on man. I know it's like the worst Daft Punk song ever but it's still above a Lincoln commercial.

In other news, I haaaven't been able to ever stop listening to Daft Punk's Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2008 runway mix. My two favorite things ever? Hello? If you are an awesome musician you should be required to do a runway mix.



Justice also did one for Dior Homme Spring/Summer 2009. It doesn't even touch Daft, but did you expect it to?

You May Know Me By My Government Name

What does it mean when P. Diddy knows more about running the country than John McCain? VOTE OR DIE BITCHEZ

Hungry?

I really love themed everything, and these restaurants seem like they would be soooo fun to eat at!


Cannibalistic Sushi. Tokyo, Japan. An edible body is wheeled out on a gurney that diners can operate on and eat the organs.


Pitch-Black Restaurant. Bejing, China. Diners eat in complete darkness and wait staff wear night vision goggles. Rock of Love anyone?


Eternity. Truskavets, Ukraine. A death-themed restaurant shaped like a coffin with no windows.


Vampire Club. Tokyo, Japan. Painted blood red with red cocktails served in martini glasses.


Robot-Staffed Restaurant. Nuremberg, Germany. Automated service and food delivery. Apparently closed shortly after opening.


Anyone want to take a trip?