Yes We Did

America, thank you so very much for doing the right thing. I can say today that I am truly proud to be an American, something I have not felt in a long time. If you didn't see this truly beautiful speech last night please watch it now.



P.S. Anyone else feel like its way Morpheus in the Matrix 2? Too soon?

November 4

Voting is cool. Exercise being a good American and vote tomorrow.

Suck On This

Thanks Luke.

We All Get Fucked

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

Normally I would say, a political humor video sprinkled with profanity done by my favorite cheerleader is something I would post here without even watching because come on, its Hayden cussing. But I have to say, ALL THESE POLITICAL VIDEOS ARE SO FUCKING AWFUL. The Paris Hilton ones I actually find pretty hilarious but aside from maybe the Sarah Silverman video they have all been pretty terrible and not funny at all. Funny or Die + Political Videos - Paris Hilton = Die. If you've seen the Jess Alba and Hayden "muzzle" one you know what I'm talking about, because I didn't even post it here and I'm pretty sure we all know that Hayden Panettiere in a muzzle is up there on my fantasy list.

I wouldn't have even put this one on here either because truly, it's not funny at all. Except for the last 3 seconds. It's not even so much what she says as the look on her face when she says it. I don't know, this video sucks so you can skip through the whole thing and just watch the 4 seconds and be just as well off.

This Is the Biggest Depression Since The Notebook

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

My blog is totally political and shit.

Palinphenalia

Vote or Die Part 2

So, P. Diddy is definitely certifiably insane and if you've ever seen Making the Band or I Want to Work for Diddy or basically ever heard anything even remotely relevant then you would not argue that point. One thing he is not though is stupid. I've really been enjoying his political videos. They're bizarre and a little bit creepy but its good to see that he's trying to voice his opinion in a way that maybe young people are more receptive to. Here's a new video about why Sarah Palin scares him.



I can't stress enough how important voting is this election, and I REALLY can't stress enough how important it is to vote based on who you think is going to be able to do the best job for this country. Don't get stuck in media bullshit. Don't get trapped by Democratic/Republican party boundaries. And please, please please don't vote for someone just because they are "pretty" (ahem, Kristin) - and at the same time, don't NOT vote for someone just because they are black. Our country is in a dire state and it's time for us to stand up and make some changes. If deep in your heart you truly believe in what Sarah Palin says then by all means vote for her and John McCain. But please consider that when McCain has a heart attack in office we are stuck with somebody who can't even name one newspaper or publication of reputation she's read and thinks international relations means being able to see Russia from Alaska. Tonight is Sarah Palin v Joe Biden, everybody should tune in.

Vote Or Die

Everyone, whether you are planning to vote Republican or Democrat, please please please watch the debates starting tonight. This is an extremely important time in history for this country and we need to really make an informed decision (I'm looking at you, Palin supporters). I obviously won't be watching because I am getting drunk, but if you don't watch, how will I ever know what happened?

Check out these hilarious campaign posters on cracked.com.

You May Know Me By My Government Name

What does it mean when P. Diddy knows more about running the country than John McCain? VOTE OR DIE BITCHEZ

That's Hot

I love Paris Hilton. I love Paris Hilton. I love Paris Hilton. I love Paris Hilton. I love Paris Hilton. I love Paris Hilton. And I hate you.