I Googled Murder

Lost. And not the show.

DHARM-uh?

I kind of wish I got to go to ComicCon this year mostly to see Paris Hilton's panel for Repo! The Genetic Opera. But then I always forget that HEY LOST DOES SHIT THERE TOO. Here's some stupid fat kid's video of my favorite DHARMA man.

I Love You Claire Bear

Hayden Panettiere dropped her video for her new single "Wake Up Call" today. Bitch looks skankier than Aubrey O'Day and that's saying something. The song sounds like a cheap rip off of "Stars are Blind". Don't go there Hayden. Hiltons know best. Anyway this song blows serious dick but I listened to it about 23094823 times today for no reason, so if you want to watch Hayden wriggle into her panties click below.

I'm Ill

I don't wear it cause Pharrell I wear it cause I'm forreal.

Enjoyable Music Videos

For your enjoyment. I'm feeling these songs right now, esp the Little Jackie one. Maybe you will too.

NJ Pride

Ahh! I am absolutely obsessed with this Maya Brenner New Jersey necklace I found at Couture Candy. She makes a couple other states too (not too many) but obviously this is the best one. I kind of need it right now.

I Want Stuuuuff

The beginning of summer means sales which is the best ever so today I went shopping at French Connection and got a ton of really cute things for super cheap. If you live near a store you should definitely check it out, but the website is annoying and never has half the clothes they sell. More pressing though are the two Chanel items that I cannot find:


Rihanna's sunglasses and


La Lohan's tank.

Has anyone seen either of these in reality or know what their style names are?

Breaking News

ZOMG!!! Breaking news story! The beautiful earthly goddess known as Lindsay Lohan was photographed yesterday on her birthday wearing the Michael Kors leather zip-front sandals I bought like two weeks ago. We're totes soulmates. SamRon better watch her back.

You're Welcome

If you happened to see I Am Legend on IMAX (I think) then you may have been lucky enough to see the first 6 minutes or so of The Dark Knight on the super big screen. I didn't, so I never saw it. Don't worry though because it's been leaked onto the internet and found its way here for your enjoyment. Even if you already saw it you should probably watch it again because its sick as hell and makes me want to kiss Heath Ledger's corpse. Too soon?

Happy Birthday Lilo!

Today is the day that we pay recognition to God for blessing this planet with one of the finest creatures its ever known, Lindsay Lohan. She's only 22 today but she's already done more drugs than most functioning people do in their lifetime and that my friends is an accomplishment. Let's take a look back at Lindsay's glory days..

Here's La Lohan rockin' out with her alcohol monitoring bracelet.

Here she is getting stabbed in the boob by Vanessa Minnillo. That skank needs to recognize.

Beautiful princess.

Awesomerexia! No coke bloat here. Way to be.

Happy birthday Lindsay. We are not worthy.